The Split: What is it about men?

Hand and Semen. Photo by Eric Francis. It’s difficult to make any universal statement about humanity not restricted to the vital organs (heart, lungs, kidneys), but I have noticed a tendency for men to be uncomfortable around their own semen. For contrast, consider how men expect women to feel about it; it’s supposed to be the most eminently drinkable, absorbable substance in the world. For men, particularly when alone, its destination is generally tissues, an old sock or the toilet. When t